HaUsLa RaKhO..!

I made her cry. ='(

2012-01-23T17:57:00.000+05:00

She was adorable,

innocent and small

Anxious, yes, but witless

She was happy then,

a gleeful deary

And I was incharge.

Took away her glee, I did.

Made her cry, yell, scream.

Counseled her, and I failed.

The tears came out like a waterfall

and I was the reason for it.

I had to do it.

And I did it.

After it was all done,

asked her, I did,

"Still feel pain, deary?"

She said Yes!

:'-(

Random Quotes

2012-01-13T18:02:00.002+05:00

Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person they are almost indistinguishable.

- David Augsburger

Win Her back?

2012-01-11T20:46:00.005+05:00

He : Are you sure you're not going to win her back? You think its actually over just like that?

Me : No, I'm not. And yes, it is.

He : You said that in remorse.

Me : No, I said that in pragmatism.

He : Yeah, which is grief and sadness.

Me : Some people let you down so bad you don't want to be sad for them.

Aqwal-e-Zareen

2012-01-02T22:56:00.004+05:00

Kisi per aitamaad na karo,

jab tak usay ghussay mein na dekh lo.

Surat Al-'Isrā' [17:35]

2012-01-02T22:41:00.001+05:00

"And give full measure when you measure, and weigh with an even balance. That is the best [way] and best in result."

- Quran(17:35)

Random Quotes...

2011-12-31T23:17:00.001+05:00

“If your sword's too short, add to its length by taking one stepforward.”

It's really shameful.

2011-12-24T00:19:00.000+05:00

Its really painful and strange at the same time; seeing people barefacedly do what they do without even thinking who they were, what they said and what they pretended to be. Care doesn't seem to exist these days and every relation we see around us has some, and if not mutual, a slanted benefit attached to it. When this benefit dies away, the relationship slowly fades away into a concealed animosity and bitterness whereby the feeling that the related people once had for each other depicts as nothing but abhorrence, where even the social contract comes to an end. This loathing is not due to any enmity or grudges against the once related person. Rather its due to the realization that everyone you are, were, or will be connected to in anyway; has some benefit attached to you, and without that benefit you mean absolutely nothing to them. The benefit could be anything...any thing that feeds the soul, the body, or the needs. If someone trusts you because you showed them the right reason to do so, some proof of your honesty and trustiness, or because of the make-believe and seeing-is-believing theory, they don't really trust you. They just do that because they don't have any reason not to do so. And if they find one, they'll blame you, be angry with you, and call you a cheater. And if you luckily find someone who trusts you, he won't have any genuine reason to do so. He would trust you because he instinctively wants to trust you. Maybe because you mean something to him. Or maybe because the benefit attached to you makes him go against all odds to trust you. And when the benefit dies away, the trust dies away. People don't open up their heart to everyone. There always is some trust, or benefit that causes them to do so. And the latter is definitely more common.

Kamiyabi ki Dua..!

2011-12-21T00:10:00.000+05:00

Nasr-um-minAllah-e-wa-fat'hun-qareeb.

Prophet Muhammad's (PBUH) Bowl delivered to Chechnya

2011-12-17T21:34:00.000+05:00

FYI...

2011-12-17T20:03:00.001+05:00

She :

May I ask a question?

Me :

That was a question, no?

She :

And that too.

Me :

Damn... You should rather say,

For your information, I would like to ask a question... =P

She :

Haha... Hausla Rakho...

Random Quotes...

2011-12-17T19:53:00.004+05:00

To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question."

- Robert Brault

Sentimental Shit

2011-12-12T19:01:00.001+05:00

Sqb : When I die and U wil come to my Funeral Cermony, try ur bst 2 come wit an empty stomach n eat lot'zz

BCoz that wil b my Last Treat for U..!!

Me : Okay. Marnay se pehlay miscall kar dena please.

Sigh. $_$

2011-12-05T20:18:00.000+05:00

'Mujhe pata hai tumharay liye in dunyavi cheezon ki koi keemat nahin is liye sirf apna pyaar he bhej rahi hoon'

Why, I am so lucky to have you.

As-Sajdah [32:4]

2011-12-03T11:18:00.001+05:00

Allah it is He Who has created the heavens and the earth, and all that is between them in six Days. Then He Istawa (rose over) the Throne (in a manner that suits His Majesty). You (mankind) have none, besides Him, as a Wali (protector or helper etc.) or an intercessor. Will you not then remember (or be admonished)?

- The Holy Quran

What is love?

2011-11-30T18:17:00.001+05:00

Love? What is love?

Old pictures and notes?

Ill-planned escapades?

I do not understand any of it...

Ah, the look on your face!

Absolute amusement --

As you frown mildly upon your lover...

She has charmed you, you say?

I object in defense --

Innocence isn't synonymous

With amorous sorcery...

You sigh in defeat

And slip off your coat --

Hang it by the door, she suggests...

You fling it across the hall;

Manliness, you think it may portray

And she shakes her head,

Which you fail to notice...

Sir, she has charmed you, you say?

Could it not be the other way round?

I swear upon Eve,

She would have thrown you out

And brought in a new man

Or a maidservant, perhaps...

Love does have its cures and antidotes

Like hot chocolate by the fire --

All alone...

Or curled vicariously up in bed

With Dickinsonian verses

On a Friday night.

- T.R.

Al-Mā'idah [5:3]

2011-11-28T19:35:00.001+05:00

Prohibited to you are dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah , and [those animals] killed by strangling or by a violent blow or by a head-long fall or by the goring of horns, and those from which a wild animal has eaten, except what you [are able to] slaughter [before its death], and those which are sacrificed on stone altars, and [prohibited is] that you seek decision through divining arrows. That is grave disobedience. This day those who disbelieve have despaired of [defeating] your religion; so fear them not, but fear Me. This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed My favor upon you and have approved for you Islam as religion. But whoever is forced by severe hunger with no inclination to sin - then indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.

- Holy Quran

B.S.

2011-11-26T23:34:00.001+05:00

Doctor : I'm afraid you're going to die soon...

Patient : Well aren't you a ray of sunshine.

Like two odd socks... =)

2011-11-25T20:07:00.000+05:00

“We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.”

Mind your own business.

2011-11-25T20:06:00.000+05:00

Mind your own business

I don't have a business yet.

Then start one.

I can help you with your business.

I can take care of my business very well.

Can you take care of my business too?

You don't have a business.

I have one now.

Stop it.

But I just started it.

I hate you. Go away.

LOL

2011-11-21T00:47:00.001+05:00

On Compromise.

2011-11-20T13:47:00.001+05:00

Life is full of compromises... But the most important thing is the reason behind it... You should have a good enough reason to compromise something which you value... A valid incentive to compromise your desires, a guaranteed outcome to compromise your self respect...

- S.A.G.

Cos I know you're curious...

2011-11-07T02:18:00.002+05:00

You keep visiting me hoping that you will find what you wish to find... And then smile secretly in your heart so hard without realizing that you're expressing it with your lips, and thus creating a beautiful depression on those powdered epithelial cells... And you know it in you that I wish to find the same... Its like I'm compelled, helpless, constrained, and I don't know why and so are you... You don't know either... But we're not gonna find that... Are we? Searching for something and finding something else is a very bad feeling... Especially during the desperate times like these... Happiness... Sadness... Both affect the clock differently... But this... This is really weird... When the schedule is very tough, and when the schedule is totally free, it HAS to happen to us every time... Hehe... Eid Mubarak...

:-D

Random Quotes...

2011-11-05T00:40:00.000+05:00

Just because a Doctor has a name for your condition, doesn't mean he knows what it is..!

Say People :D

2011-11-05T00:36:00.000+05:00

Al-Qalam [68:33]

2011-10-23T06:18:00.000+05:00

كَذَٰلِكَ ٱلْعَذَابُ ۖ وَلَعَذَابُ ٱلْءَاخِرَةِ أَكْبَرُ ۚ لَوْ كَانُوا۟ يَعْلَمُونَ

Such is the punishment (in this life), but truly, the punishment of the Hereafter is greater, if they but knew.

- The Noble Quran (Hilali Khan)

Random Quotes

2011-10-22T00:07:00.002+05:00

“The bigger desire you have for a sin,

the greater your Imaan is if you leave it.”

(Shaykh ibn Uthaymeen)

Glorious is Allah!

2011-10-16T19:48:00.000+05:00

He released the two seas, meeting [side by side]; Between them is a barrier [so] neither of them transgresses. So which of the favors of your Lord would you deny?

Surah Ar- Rahman - The Holy Quran

Telomeres

2011-10-15T23:41:00.000+05:00

They're like an hourglass... Sands of time...

They decrease in length with every division...and there comes a point after continuous shrinkage when they don't exist any more and the cell cease to divide... This is how the cells lose their replicative potential...

Telomerase counteracts this effect and adds to the length of the telomeres so that the cell can replicate and replicate and replicate... Telomerase Enzyme, thus, gives limitless replicative capacity to a cell...

Tumor cells generally use this enzyme to be awesome(read immortal)...

Hmmm...

We need to teach our Daughters!

2011-10-12T02:16:00.000+05:00

What if?

2011-10-05T18:25:00.001+05:00

"Alhamdulillah" is the key to better living...

Love Burps...

2011-10-04T13:07:00.000+05:00

If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.

How to deal with ATM Thieves!!

2011-10-01T15:28:00.001+05:00

Sometimes in your lives, you find a thief in the ATM booth... He may have a gun and a temper so arguing is not the way to deal with him...

How to save money from the thief then?

Its easy...

All you have to do is to enter your PIN in the reverse without showing any resistance... (Or maybe tell him the PIN in reverse if he asks for it)

For example, if your PIN is 1234, you should enter 4321.

Note : Make sure the only place you have the PIN written is your mind... You don't want the thief finding out the PIN code from your wallet card etc...

What good does that do to you now?

The moment you enter the PIN in the reverse order, Boom! Your job is done... :-)

The money will come out of the machine, but will be stuck half way out and it will secretly alert the police...

Every ATM has this facility (well, almost)... It is made specially for you guys... And the best part is, the thief wouldn't even get a clue of what has happened... But he may kill you if he somehow notice the police coming after him... But that's another story...

Note : If you have a palindromic code(e.g.1221) then you're a loser... Change your pin code...

Note : If you have superpowers that's another story as well...

So there can be many stories but the bottom line is :

If you are forced by robbers to withdraw money from an ATM, you can secretly alert police by entering your PIN in reverse.

Best of Luck with the robbers in the ATM then... Hehe...

Ciao...

Random Quotes...

2011-10-01T02:22:00.001+05:00

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

- George Bernard Shaw

Okay?

2011-09-29T02:43:00.001+05:00

Now let's be clear, I don't love her okay? I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.

#BarneyStinson

Confirm News hai...

2011-09-27T23:26:00.000+05:00

Sab k Prof delay ho rahay hain?

Haan... Confirm News hai...

But website par nahin aaya...

Bhai agar website se he confirm karna hai tu idhar shugal laganay aatay ho?

#facebook

#nincompoops

Random Quotes...

2011-09-24T18:40:00.003+05:00

Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts, don’t expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Act because you need to act.

- Paulo Coelho

A True Story...

2011-09-24T00:55:00.002+05:00

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like she was worshiping; her body was leaning forward. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.

He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement, "A child! There is a child!"

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to examine the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said, "If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. "If you can survive, you must remember that I love you."

Such is the mother’s love for her child!

- Google

Facebook Can Make You Face Hell

2011-09-22T13:05:00.001+05:00

Dengue se panah ki dua..!

2011-09-21T16:35:00.000+05:00

Birds are not happy with people... =)

2011-09-19T20:04:00.002+05:00

Random Quotes...

2011-09-05T23:24:00.000+05:00

When there's no escape, you write.

- H.G.

Funny Friendship Poem...

2011-09-04T01:32:00.003+05:00

When you are sad,

I will help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue,

I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile,

I'll know you finally got what you wanted.

When you are scared,

I will dog you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused,

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick,

stay the heck away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall,

I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath I pledge till the very end.

"Why?" you may ask.

Because you're my friend.

p.s. And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

someone

Raccoon Eyes..!

2011-09-03T00:11:00.000+05:00

Meet Mr. Cunctator who has been staying wide awake for way too long with the intention of doing something he has mostly stuggled to be consistent in... His list of chores is growing rapidly as each day bids him a glum farewell and he stays there in awestricken silence wishing he had not wasted the time he did in making plans and schedules... He's fully aware of his weaknesses that he's not wholeheartedly ready to succumb to but he has to make a choice and maybe he will... He needs to put aside his side businesses that he adores more than his Pharmacology girlfriends... And he needs to stop resenting the fact that he didn't study that much before... He has faith... And he believes he's going to perform really well... He believes the time is going to wait for him, stop for him, and help him get through all this hardship and this adversity period will soon be a history... He's confident but not too confident... He's afraid, but he's ready to face his fears and go out there in the battlefield to prove his underrated mettle... He's brave... And after he finishes bragging about his braveness, he plans to have a faceoff with Katzung... Wish him luck...

So much for signing Arteta!

2011-09-01T18:15:00.002+05:00

Hadith...3

2011-09-01T14:49:00.000+05:00

Narrated Abu Huraira (May Allah Subhanahu wa ta’ala be pleased with the him) Allah’s Apostle (May Peace and blessings and mercy of Allah Subhanahu wa ta’ala be on him) said, “When the Imam says:

‘Ghair-il-Maghdubi ‘Alaihim Walad-Dallin (i.e. not the path of those who earn Your Anger, nor the path of those who went astray (1.7)),

then you must say, ‘Ameen’, for if one’s utterance of ‘Ameen’ coincides with that of the angels, then his past sins will be forgiven.

- Sahih Bukhari:Volume 6, Book 60, Number 2

Inception Again... ;)

2011-08-31T00:37:00.002+05:00

So much for my happy ending...

2011-08-31T00:34:00.001+05:00

You were everything, everything

That I wanted.

We were meant to be, supposed to be

But we lost it.

All our memories

so close to me

Just fade away.

All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending

Random Quotes..!

2011-08-27T23:16:00.000+05:00

Like our shadows,

Our wishes lengthen as our sun declines.

- Edward Young

Pwned!

2011-08-25T21:15:00.000+05:00

When I first saw you I said Masha Allah,

and then I said Insha Allah... :)

Reply :

BUS YEHI KEH K HUM HAR BACHIE KO TAARTAY RAHAY "GHOLE",

NIGAH E MARD E MOMIN SAY BADAL JAATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!

=D =D =D

Sab hai, Kuch nahin hai!

2011-08-24T16:42:00.001+05:00

This.

is how my life's been going these days...

Bad Thing... Really...

I hope it changes soon... Obviously I need help...

Its not about amelioration... Its about well, nothing...

Before it's too late this could all disappear

2011-08-23T18:36:00.000+05:00

So far away,

I wish you were here

Before it's too late this could all disappear!

Before the doors close

And it comes to an end

With you by my side, I will fight and defend

I'll fight and defend!

Hear me when I say,when I say I believe
Nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change destiny
Whatever's meant to be will work out perfectly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

There's nothing youcould say

Nothing you could do
There's no other waywhen it comes to the truth
So Keep Holding On!
'Cause you know we'll make it through, we'll make it through!

:-)

(insha Allah)

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended..!

2011-08-20T07:24:00.000+05:00

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA....
THIS MADE MY DAY!
No, Really...
Hahahahahaha...

Ya-Sin [36:79]

2011-08-18T20:14:00.000+05:00

Say: (O Muhammad) "He will give life to them Who created them for the first time! And He is the All-Knower of every creation!"

- The Noble Quran (Hilali Khan)

Finally! Pata laga liya!

2011-08-16T23:10:00.000+05:00

Do the following...

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?" (ignore the syntax, just type)

3) Translate from English to Arabic...

4) Copy the Arabic translation...

5) Now, translate the copied version... i.e. from Arabic to English...

6) And the truth will be unleashed..! FINALLY!

:-D

Thank me later...

I want to knock...

2011-08-14T02:10:00.001+05:00

BUT SOMETHING STOPS ME...

WHAT? I DON'T KNOW...

I'M NOT AFRAID...
I'M JUST SAD...
COS YOU'VE BEEN BAD...

I DON'T WANT TO IGNORE...

I WANT TO FIGHT!

AND THEN LOSE IT TO YOU!

Random Quotes...

2011-08-10T19:38:00.000+05:00

When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.

- Epictetus

Bunny Rabbit..!

2011-08-10T18:36:00.003+05:00

Hey Bunny!

You think you're funny?

Ha!

Listen, Honey,
Wait, don't.
I'm out of words.
You've been giving me writer's block these days.

I know you're not after money.

But somehow you make my nose go runny

And I still remember what you used to say,

Meanie,

Coercing my honesty by masking yours.

Pity, I came across your mawkish sincerity.

Wanna hear something really funny?

Haha

Never mind, you'd never get it.

And clumsy gameness

That won't bother me

Hungry much?

We're having tunny

And you're invited

Fancy that!

for your puny reasoning

Hey Bunny,

Hapless Haphazard

Your sloppy habits

For all the wrong reasons

and lock and the key

Imma make you hate me cos you ain't me

Blimey!

Yeah, Bunny Rabbit said that.

And don't think I'm just doing a cursing rap

But what hurts the most

You never challenged my virtuosity

and I'm so not your sonny

No, I'm not beating around the bush

No, I'm not embodying desperateness

Stop assuming stuff you always have

Cos, bunny as much as it may seem,

but its not,

funny.

Closing cycles...

2011-08-10T17:40:00.001+05:00

Nothing is more dangerous than not accepting love relationships that are broken off, work that is promised but there is no starting date, decisions that are always put off waiting for the “ideal moment.”

Closing cycles. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because that no longer fits your life.

- Paulo Coelho

Al-Ahzab [33:59]

2011-08-10T17:05:00.002+05:00

O Prophet! Tell your wives and your daughters and the women of the believers to draw their cloaks (veils) all over their bodies (i.e.screen themselves completely except the eyes or one eye to see the way). That will be better, that they should be known (as free respectable women) so as not to be annoyed. And Allah is Ever Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

- The Noble Quran (Hilali Khan)

Random Quotes...

2011-08-09T23:48:00.000+05:00

Better to be forgotten than sued

- Dave Weinbaum

I don't know...

2011-08-06T18:51:00.000+05:00

Avoiding eye contact isn't easy... It ain't that difficult at the same time... But I don't know if keeping my eyes distracted is a good idea or not... If its not, then what is? What perturbs me more than the perturbation itself, is knowing that I don't want to let go of the fluster... But why don't? Some emotions hit you right on the core and you just aren't interested in relinquishing the bittersweet pain of being the hurt soul... There's something which tells me this will change... This is not over yet... Its never over until it breaks you... There's a hope, a light, and you go on enjoying the pain in the psychotic belief... Maybe I'm doing the right thing... Maybe... I don't know... Neither you...

MEN'S SECRET LANGUAGES TRANSLATED

2011-08-05T16:55:00.000+05:00

“IT’S A GUY THING”

Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”

Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH, SURE, HONEY,” or, “YES, DEAR.”

Translated: (Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.)

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”

Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest.”

“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST . . . I JUST HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND.”

Translated: “Is that woman over there wearing a bra?”

“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”

Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”

Translated: “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”

Translated: “I remember the theme song to “F-Troop,” the phone number of the first girl I ever dated, the license plate numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but can’t remember your birthday.”

“I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE ROSES.”

Translated: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF; IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”

Translated: “I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.”

“I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.”

Translated: “. . . and I sure hope I think of some soon.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”

Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”

Translated: “What did you catch me at?”

“I HEARD YOU.”

Translated: “I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t find out.”

“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”

Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse.”

“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”

Translated: “Oh God, please don’t try on MORE clothes.”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”

Translated: “We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again.”

:-D

Inception Again :)

2011-07-31T11:19:00.000+05:00

Random Quotes..!

2011-07-31T11:16:00.003+05:00

Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.

- Marcus Antonius

He'll do it anyway.

2011-07-31T11:12:00.002+05:00

Click if you've missed it!!

"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2"

Annoying?

2011-07-29T18:24:00.000+05:00

Certain Someone: Annoy me...

Me: What?

Certain Someone: Heard me right... Annoy me... Long time... Please...

Me: Why?

Certain Someone: Please... Annoy me... I miss you...

Me: Will it be annoying if I don't reply? =P

#justasking

Certain Someone(a little annoyed): NO!

Me: Okay...

Certain Someone(a little more): ?

Me: What?

Certain Someone(annoyed alright): Argh! I hate you...

Me: Didn't make a boo-boo, did I?

Certain Someone(really annoyed): This is getting annoying... Are you going to annoy me or not? I don't have my whole day to waste on you...

Me: Okay...

Certain Someone(really really annoyed): Argh! Good BYE Forever!

Me: Am I supposed to say Allah Hafiz?...

Certain Annoyed Someone: Get lost!

Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!

Pfft.

Inception again. :)

2011-07-29T17:33:00.000+05:00

Reactions hurt...

2011-07-28T14:54:00.002+05:00

Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.

- New York Times, about the revolutionary rocket work of Robert Goddard, 1921

Random Quotes..!

2011-07-21T18:29:00.001+05:00

When it comes to love, CONNECTION is our inhale and FREEDOM is our exhale. Best we not hyperventilate, nor suffocate.

#sean

You ain't no Rose!

2011-07-21T13:49:00.000+05:00

Y U NO LIKE HP? :S

2011-07-20T19:47:00.001+05:00

Dear Friends(read retards),

who-think-Harry-Potter-isn't-worth-watching-in-3D

(and its for girls/kids/etc ;

and transformers was better ;

and we should wait for some other movie ;

and things like that)

You're all Muggles. Go Die.

Sincerely yours.

Imma watch it at any cost.

Insha Allah.

Random Quotes..!

2011-07-19T19:53:00.002+05:00

I don’t have a good singing voice. But I sure am undoubtedlyone of the best singers in the world. Yes, that’s true. I can sing my ownpraises much better than most of you out there.True Story!

- H.G.

Presenteeism!

2011-07-19T19:48:00.003+05:00

You know they say your output is never hundredpercent when you're sick. That's really obvious. But what would be your outputif you're sick, and sad, and depressed, and tensed, and well, ‘sick and tired ’. That's how life's been tormenting me these days, and this seems like a never-ending disease. And to top it all, Ihave to go on like this without any rest. And each passing day adding more tomy misery, it’s like everyone/everything wants their share of the utterly delicious torment-me pie. I don’t carryfrustration around with me, (I forgot that backpack ages ago) but it’s really upsetting.I’m inviting all the negative thoughts here. Then again, everyone's miserable. Hey God, have mercy please. I knowYou listen to everyone. And You have already blessed me with countlessblessings, and I know I can never thank You enough. And I have faith You'll change all of this too, soon. Insha Allah.

:-)

Hey Sev!

2011-07-17T13:41:00.000+05:00

Who are you?

2011-07-15T02:02:00.002+05:00

Its not what you say but what you don't say

Its not what you do but what you don't do

Its not where we go but where we don't go

It's like I don't even know you anymore

You're just a stranger, a stranger

And I don't recognize you no more

You're just a stranger, a stranger

Zing!

2011-07-14T22:34:00.002+05:00

Dr. House : Do a stool sample to check for parasites, blood culture to rule out infection, and ANA for lupus.

Dr. Cameron: Because he screamed?

Dr. Chase: It could also be an environmental reaction... an allergy, dust, weed, pollen, something he ate...

Dr. House: Check the house and run a lung ventilation scan... the lungs are in the chest too, right?

Dr. Foreman: I had a date last night, she screamed! Should we spend $100,000 testing her?

Dr. House: Course not... this isn't a veterinary hospital. ZING!

Life, Hope, Calamities!

2011-07-11T19:25:00.001+05:00

Narrated 'Abdullah :

The Prophet drew a square and then drew a line in the middle of it and let it extend outside the square and then drew several small lines attached to that central line, and said, "This is the human being, and this, (the square) in his lease of life, encircles him from all sides (or has encircled him), and this (line), which is outside (the square), is his hope, and these small lines are the calamities and troubles (which may befall him), and if one misses him, an-other will snap (i.e. overtake) him, and if the other misses him, a third will snap (i.e. overtake) him."

Volume 8, Book 76, Number 426

Hadith : Bukhari shareef

Proud, eh?

2011-07-11T00:35:00.000+05:00

Who,

by yesterday,

was a clot of blood

& will tomorrow

be a dead body or dust!

Repete..!

2011-07-08T18:03:00.001+05:00

Pete and Repete went into a store, Pete came out, who was left? Repete. Pete and Repete went into a store, Pete came out, who was left? Repete. Pete and Repete went into a store, Pete came out, who was left? Repete. Pete and Repete went into a store, Pete came out, who was left? Repete. Pete and Repete went into a store, Pete came out, who was left? Repete...

p.s. New blogger layout is awesome... :)

Why Lestrange Why? =(

2011-07-08T00:08:00.000+05:00

Humor

2011-07-07T13:55:00.000+05:00

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

- Mark Russell

A story with a Moral

2011-07-01T01:26:00.003+05:00

One day, a man walked up to his son and said, "Son, I am a very wealthy and powerful man. I can buy you anything you want. Now being your high school graduation day, i am giving you this offer of anything you want. Money is nothing to me. Tell me anything you want and I will get it for you." The son replied without hesitation and said, "I want 1,000 green golf balls." The father, obviously bewildered asked the son why, and his son did not answer him. The father however, gave him the 1,000 green golf balls he had asked for. 4 years later, The son had graduated from college and the father once again made him an offer. "Son, i am very wealthy, and i am very powerful. Money doesn't mean a thing to me. Once again, tell me anything in the world that you want and I'll get it for you. The son once again asked for 1,000 green golf balls. The man had grown very angry by this time, but loved his son so much that he gave him the 1,000 green golf balls. The two men separated and after 5 years, the son had a computer software business and was very wealthy. As a congratulations gift, the man gave his son the generous offer of anything that he wanted in the world. The son once again said that he wanted 1,000 green golf balls. The man was furious but gave his son the golf balls. They separated once again but did not talk for almost 20 years because the man was so angry at his son. One day, his son got in a car accident and his father flew across America to come to his side. The son was in very bad shape. Despite all of their anger, the father said, "Why did you want all of those green golf balls all of these years?" The son looked into his eyes and said, "Well I..." And then he died.

Awesomeness + Awesomeness

2011-06-30T23:08:00.002+05:00

Random Quotes..!

2011-06-26T17:45:00.003+05:00

Sadness and Gladness succeed each other?

No!

There always is sadness.

There always is gladness.

You choose which one to feel more.

Its all You..!

- H.G.

J.K.

2011-06-26T13:53:00.007+05:00

Luck Potion, anyone?

2011-06-23T18:30:00.001+05:00

Bachi he?

2011-06-23T17:57:00.000+05:00

by Gauhar Mahmood Azeem

When a girl posts a status on facebook saying, ''I feel like crying'', the status not only recieves a multitude of likes but the girl recieves numerous shoulders to tear-drop on in advance. It is ironic when the only comment to the status of the boy who thanked God his tumor is benign is by his mate who tells him to stop being melodramatic.

This tarsa hua behaviour is driven by the much celebrated demand-supply principle from Econimics 101. But you may be surprised to find out that the ratio of male to female profiles on facebook is 2:3. Meaning twice as many female profiles than those of males. Some of the figures are driven by the ladies who have separate profiles un k liye and for her pre-shaadi family. While most are just fake-profiles by attention seeking notorious men with display pictures invariably one of the top 3 results for pakistani girl pic on google images. The friend lists of such profiles are as secret as the CIA operations in Pakistan which is another chracteristic feature.

Now this desperation phenomena might not just be limited to the cyber-world but the phenomena of the girl turning out to be a boy certainly is. Or maybe in burka-clad ladies aswell.

The more ladies friends on a guys facebook profile, the bigger alpha male he in the on-line universe. He ends up posting facebook report cards weekly telling you that the small collection of puphos and Allah Rakhis (read Allah Rakhas) you have on your profile is no match for the the steller 55% female friends that are on his profile. The fact that this was achieved by unfriending his shool mates and that most of the girls are his sisters friends who have only met him once, or second cousins he has never met is not your head-ache.

As soon as the top-bachis come online a lot of moon icons on facebook chat become green dots, if the icons would've been red, a better reflection it'd be. Till the girl gives the first reply, the boy has practically told her all he did in the day, typed her a few Wasi Shah inspired couplets and told her that me nay ammi se bat kar li he, to which the girl gracefully replies with a hi and goes offline again.

Facebook is a social website, lets socialize. Whenever an unknown girl who has a mutual friend with you likes a comment of theirs on a wall, (cross this and read) whenever they see a girl who has a mutual friend with them, they hit the Add Friend button so many times that even facebook asks them 'do you know this user personally' to which they conveniently click yes. It is a pity that getting blocked isn't as easy a situation to hanlde.

This farce on facebook is set to continue for a while still, specially as sitting with female class-fellow in Punjab University and discussing the arabian nights I mean the middle east conflict still gets you a fine spanking from your friendly neighborhood Jamiat. The frustration, I mean the Romio inside needs a vent, ie. facebook.

What is a Friend?

2011-06-22T17:53:00.000+05:00

What is a friend,

Who remembers not

The good times that we had?

And remembers not

The bad times that we shared?

What is a friend

Who acts like a stranger --

Mere passer-by on the road,

And forgets my name

As he fumbles,

With the greater joys

That Fate has bestowed upon him?

I seek not your happiness,

Neither the content --

Of an ear to speak into,

Or a shoulder to lend...

But remember this;

I have forgiven you

For deeming my troubles trivial...

I have forgiven you --

As a friend forgives a friend.

- T.R.

Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness.

It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt...

Random Quotes..!

2011-06-20T02:12:00.001+05:00

‎"Whoever fears Allah, Allah will find a way out for him (from every difficulty) and He will provide for him from sources that he could never have imagined.”

- [Quran 65:2-3]

To Haters...

2011-06-20T02:02:00.000+05:00

Dear Haters,

I couldn't help but notice that....

'AWESOME' ends with "ME"

and 'UGLY' starts with "U"

REGARDS,

ME!

Epic!

2011-06-17T21:35:00.001+05:00

Learning

is finding out what you already know.

Doing

is showing that you know it.

Teaching

is letting others know that they know it just as well as you do.

- From Illusions by Richard Bach

Ten Commitments!

2011-06-16T19:41:00.000+05:00

TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind...
I will not respond in a like manner.

TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY":
   If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will
   quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy"
   could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.

TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do
not spread gossip.

TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.

TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come in my way by anyone.

TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE:
I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.

TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE
   TREATED:
   I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have
   them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.

TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I
   DISCOURAGED:
   My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the
   difference to someone who is wrestling life.

TODAY I WILL NUTURE MY BODY:
I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my
body.

10.

TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLUY:
I will spend a little more time in prayer today with all possible full concentration: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place

(at some point during the day)!

WELL, SOUNDS EASY, NO?

Difficult

2011-06-13T22:55:00.003+05:00

Doody, that's what we call each other
I don't know where it came from but it just stuck with us
we was always brothers
never thought about each others' skin colours
til one day we was walking up the block in the summer
it was like 90 degrees, I was catching a sun burn
tryna walk under the trees
just to give me some comfort
I'm moaning I just wanna get home
when I look over and your shirt is off
I'm like you gonna fry and like
"No I wont, I'm black stupid
and black people they got melatonin
in their skin, we don't burn"
meanwhile, my face is glowing and I felt
like I'm on fire
and the entire time you're just laughing at me
and snapping at me with your shirt, bastard
and I still have to get you back for that shit

Tum kya cheez ho! :P

2011-06-13T19:49:00.000+05:00

@harisgholeHaris Ghole

Hahahahaha... Tum kya cheeez ho...

5 minutes ago via web

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@Salman_ArifSalman Arif

@harisghole mein cheez bari hon mast mast lol

4 minutes ago via web

Vain Talk...

2011-06-07T18:13:00.000+05:00

She's waiting.

She's stalking.

She's anticipating.

but in vain.

He's avoiding.

He's ignoring.

He's hating.

but in vain.

She's sad.

She's down.

She's pretending.

but in vain.

He's heartbroken.

He's happy.

He's enjoying.

but in vain.

She's enlightened.

She's realizing.

She's admitting.

but in vain.

He's acknowledging.

He's approving.

He's forgiving.

but in vain.

There ain't no letting it go,

There ain't no forgive and forget,

There are just vain attempts.

Vanity.

but in vain.

Random Quotes..!

2011-05-21T19:26:00.000+05:00

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Common Nonsense...

2011-05-19T16:23:00.000+05:00

We learnt in class - "Sun rises in the East & sets in the West"

Fact - Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates.

Moral - Education kills our common sense.

You gotta love what you gotta love...

2011-05-18T00:19:00.000+05:00

Ambivalency...

2011-05-15T07:30:00.000+05:00

The "behavioural sciences" presentation that I was supposed to give, but the cruddy college's machine didn't have any powerpoint 2010... And the stupid me didn't bring my own machine... So, I had to give a cruddy 2007 presentation... Even though, most of the people liked it, I couldn't present what I wanted to, due to the disappointment of not having 2010...
H-in-aaaaaaaa... :-)

p.s. it was all ad-lib... hehe...

I know, right? ;-)

2011-05-07T23:38:00.000+05:00